So basically this is where i archive my cringe 3 am theories that have been or most likely will be officially proven wrong
Doodle World Theories[]
Some von diabetes..... i mean sweetsville stuff idk how to name that one[]
Basically i was trying to guess what doodles would be encounterable in von Sweetsville (without trying to check the wiki page of course). I thought for a while, and eventually came to a conclusion that Twigon and Sp(inel b)unny would fit right in
I mean, like, Twigon looks like a sort of weird dragon plushie that someone's dog decided to partially eat and that then was discarded onto the street from the window of its owner's house to me (why did i go so specific here?) , and Spunny... Spunny is the fucking doodle world version of Spinel (if you have ever read Spunny's doodlepedia entry, you probably know.)
so i just thought they would fit rather well with the fucked up state of von Sweetsville
but then it turns out they weren't there so uh, yeaaaaaaa that didn't work out
Von Diabetesville stuff 2: Swoptar Boogaloo[]
Right after the previous "theory", i went thinking about Swoptar.
Someone in the doodle world wiki comments committed theorizing too, their theory being that swoptar will be one of the von Sweetsville encounters. My dumbass self of course went, grabbed that shit and decided to headcanon that until the update.
then i thought too much, and came up with a cringe theory that Swoptar will actually have two forms. Basically, the idea was that Swoptar is a Moss/Mold situation, and by Moss/Mold situation i mean: the 'original' Swoptar is the normal form, encounterable in a different route, while in von Sweetsville there would be a more worn-out looking subspecies of it.
That, of course, did not happen, but i still love that idea. Rusty knife raptors just walking on the streets. Funny.
"Bonbon is Von Sweets' Doodle"[]
Yeah i just once randomly thought of a theory that Bonbon is actually Von Sweets' doodle.
Didn't really put too much faith into it so it just stayed there as the above poor description sentence
Still prefer bonbon over the frying pan pandas tho. The fact that there's apparently a shiteload of the pandas kinda just doesn't make them feel like a mythical to me. Bonbon tho...
Yeah this theory of course turned out not being right at all, but i'm sure with a lil sprinke of cringe and some midnight thinking it'll make one heck of a cool AU.
Cat Goes Fishing theories[]
yes i make theories about a fucking cat fishing game because it scares me alright
I don't know how to name this yet, but let's just go with " the main character may be a cringe greedyass and they might end up fucking up the entire ocean becuse "mmm fish mmm mone mmm let's bomb that nuclear silo's entrance surely this won't lead to an apocalypse" "[]
So basically, with my newly discovered slight CGF obsession and some randomness i found on the wiki... Yeah i just slapped this shit and that shit together to create, well, this
so uh
Have you ever wondered if there's more to Cat Goes Fishing than, well, a cat that goes fishing?.. If yes, than goddamn you've come to the right wiki and to the right blog post because i am going to discuss exactly that.... with.... The monitor, apparently
why the fuck am i talking like a yt advertizer
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so
{ah shit my gem body has decided i need to sleep right here and right now. looks like i will have to leave writing reminders here
-the fact that you can drive the Torby to extinction and the fact that, if you do that shit, they respawn as freaking ghosts when thunderstorm
-the fact that you sacrifice one unborn fish child and one fish mother's mental health just to catch a fuckin dragon
-i fear no location, but that silo, it scares me .
-the fact that you can bomb the silo entrance combined with the fact that there's a bunch of mutated creepy unreleased fish in the files combined with... apparently a thumbnail for something that contains the text "Cat Goes Fishing Apocalypse"
-josie ending and why i don't give a shit
-overall, i will make an amv lmfao
Creatures Of A World That Was Ruined By Its Own Creators Sonaria[]
The Parahexilian Theory[]
so like you guys know how parahexes are said to be an defective imperfect life form made by some CoS deity
and that parahexes can and will target aereis and chase them till they fucking die for no apparent reason
well uh.
its 3 am i cant explain shit but, i want you to look at this
so theres this pic labeled "aereis' origin" or smt on kos wiki
and it shows that the entire aereis population started from one very funny star that wass given a cringe shape by some deity dragon thingy
so like
what if parahexes and aers are made by the same deity
but like parahexes are said deity's earlier creation and it considers them imperfect because oh i don't fucking know why
while the aers are very much liked by the deity and it doesnt label them as imperfect
so parahexes are jealous as f because oh come on, if i was a murderous overpowered creature created by some cringe deity but the deity preferred some weak angel dog over me i would want to fucking obliterate it too
basically aers and parahexes are created by the same being but the being labels parahexes as imperfect and prefers aers over them so the parahexes want to change that by.. idk probably wiping the entire aereis population out to prove that they are better in every fucking way
cringe i know but it sounds accurate to me
Sekaiju (both aWoC and HaM lol) Theories[]
Swarax, I Have Questions, And A Lot Of Them At That (partopia mutants+lost ocean bs theory)[]
(very, VERY wip, but know that PT-01-ANALOG's description confirms a 'hole bunch of it.)
(hellbound description does that too.)
(OKAY SO APPARENTLY PHANTOMATH'S "CREATED BY" SAYS FUCKING SWARAC. AND PHANTOMATH'S CODENAME IS PT-03-PHANTOM. FUCKING. PT-0SOMETHING. WHAT THE HELL. WHY IS MY THEORY GETTING CONFIRMED BY EVERYTHING. NO. STOP IT.)
Some mr. goggle translate / 365 ping theory ig[]
also tba
The Cinders Theory[]
even more tba than the previous two