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the william afton ripoff of the Antiverse
About[]
Funny purple cat's eye man who had a funny lethal defect but managed to cheat it and wanted to delete homeworld because the diamonds didnt support his clusterfusion shenanigans but one very specific blue wuartz prevented him from doing that one and the guy got hit by an interdimension crack which both transferred his ass into alcorverse and merged him with basically the entire device arsenal he had at the time, including a copy of that one ai he essentially took over. basically atm this feline hoe sits somewhere in the astral empire, simps for star alcor diamond and makes clusterfusions in his basement.
he also is the very idiot that provided TTP with the insp to hook herself up to her cringe OP technology set
Appearance[]
i physically fucking cannot
gem replaces right eye.
the actual eye is also fully white because purple cat's eyes apparently function that way
Personality[]
cringier than a cringe comp.
so like yknow what kind of personality UNBROKEN presents to your ears? yeah that's this guy
basically, two words: william afton (sentient mineral edition with a sprinkle of shard gluing on top)
Background[]
So this guy popped out of a kindergarten wall along with a shitton of other purple cats. He was dropkicked into a very funny new facility called The Citadel on some random new colony to help the local idiots out whenever he isnt doing the common cat's eye activities. He ended up never actually doing any common cat's eye activities and spent 99,9% of his existence doing cringe in that facility, but managed to dropkick himself up some ranks via pretending that he did in fact do aforementioned cat activities (yup, guy wasn't really a good guy from the very start lmfao) but that shit ain't the point yet
at some point our idiot goes into a local medbay because he was feeling severely cringe, and the angelite that decided to help him with the shit just looked and him and was like "My guy, you have a lethal defect"
the defect in question was that this stupid feline's gem couldn't cosplay photosynthesis properly, which means that it'd just slowly lose more and more energy until it eventually shatters. (cat edition of purple man did the math later and discovered that he has approximately 1200 years before he flops to the floor but that aint the point)
Cat idiot, obviously, freaked out like hell. He obtained a sort of a plan in mind, but for that he'd need the whole "hi i'm defective as hell" shit to remain a secret (you know exactly what homewold does to gems with defects that severe), so he kindly asked the angelite to not tell anything to anyone... and then waited until she was somewhere alone and promptly put a whole freakin claw through her gem. Why? Because fucking 'precautions'.
in hindsight and overall that was a really bad decision on his part lmfao but dw its supposed to be the way it is because purplecat is supposed to slightly be a stupid idiot
bro fr took the shards with him too (he'll also make Snow out of this angelite later lol)
after that he proceeded to do one shitload of a research, and by that i of course mean: guy kidnapped some random defective gems, because no one cares about them anyway (callistrium is definitely gonna kill me for that sentence), do severely cringe shit to them that would cause their gem to fail at cosplaying photosynthesis (example: he injected some voidmatter into to-be-Twirl's gem), and proceed to do even more cringe shit to them to figure out if that kind of stuff is even fucking fixable. As it turned out, yes; but only through clusterfusion - something Purple Guy Cat Edition didn't figure out how to safely do yet, so he resorted to a method of 'cheating' the defect: guy entirely reconstructed the Citadel's core for that shit specifically, stuffed himself in there along with a bunch of kidnapped gems, and proceeded to casually drain said gems' energy to not commit the flop.... along with obtaining full control over the Citadel. Yeah that happened too. Yeah he already owned it gem law-wise via a little bit of murder and the funne aristocrat rank he obtained via a lot of various lies, but ig he just thought that gaining actual complete control over the entire thing would be very funny, plus he needed it anyway to make 101% sure that 1: no one fucks his shit up and 2: no one learns that hes not doing any actual cat's eye non-secondary purpose-related shit and dropkicks his ass off the aristocrat rank
And then, with the stupid 1200 years limit dropkicked the heck outta the way, our purple idiot began experimenting with clusterfusion. A lot. Oh and he also invented a funny thing and stuffed it into the core. the thing basically allowed him to control the entirety of his test subjects, but that's not the point. The point is, along with doing cluster fusion to obtain a safe way of doing that shit to himself without fucking his whole consciousness and everything else up, he became practically obsessed with "correcting" random gems' defects via cluster fusion hmm, where did we hear that before?.
His first clusterfusion was Snow. Then he created a whole entire bunch more out of random defective gems he, once again, kidnapped with the help of Snow and Twirl (yes twirl already exists at this point). And, on one very wonderful (no) day, the stupid idiot decided to showcase the abomination horde to one of his close friends and colleagues, more specifically, a Peridot named Vial. Vial, being not fucked up, didn't approve of Purple's bullshit and decided to report the idiot. But the idiot wasn't very keen on the idea of his clusterfusion shenanigans being discovered by the Diamonds, so he, of, fucking, course, shattered Vial. And turned him into a clusterfusion that does surveillance stuff. this storyline is going into an awesome direction innit?
Going a several steps back in the timeline, we have Lumine, the funny blue quartz who has been assigned by our favourite (no) defective crayons to guard Purple's shithole of a facility. he did stuff, got to know other gems in the facility, and became a very close friend of Purple. So damn close that Purple even confessed the entire "i have a lethal defect" thing to him (that is way before the idiot learned how to cheat it. oh and he also never told anyone that he found a way to cheat it when he did find said way, because that fucking way would get him dropkicked right into Homeworld's "gems we need to murder" list).
back at the present, Lumine is becoming sus as hell of Purple's crap, because, you know, shittons of gems disappearing, Purple becoming cringier and cringier each day, and now Vial disappearing 4,5 seconds after the purple guy feline said that he wanted to show him something (yes lumine overheard that one). Lumine, being a not idiotic person, proceeded to pretend that he isn't sus of anything, because he knew damn well that Purple literally has control over the entire freaking facility and can see everything happening in there. At some point, the cat decided "hell yeah, i want more free shards and i also don't give a conceptual fork about relationships" and dragged Lumine over to the Citadel's basement to showcase him the clusterfusions, with "Vial" being among them to ensure that he does in fact get free shards. But Lumine, once fucking again, pulled a big brain move, and pretended that he is also very much into shard gluing. The idiot cat was surprised as hell, and, due to being a fucking idiot, genuinely believed in that, which resulted in Lumine not becoming a shard pile... and reporting the fucking cat at literally the first moment he got an opportunity to do so without getting caught by aforementioned idiotic purple cat.
results: homeworld stormed the facility, found the cat stuffed into the facility's core, failed to do adequate research and therefore thought that this was probably done by the rest of the idiots that worked at the facility as a way to not let the cat escape. Purple knew the entire thing, and casually played along. But what he did not expect was a random local funny technician saying "hey let's go the fuck ahead and ensure that this stupid cat stays here with this funny AI that i conveniently brought here for no reason" and everyone just agreeing to that and installing the AI into the Citadel's core before Purple could even do anything.
The AI in question is, of course, the E.Y.E. . The funny technician that made it is a yet another dorito peridot, with the very funny detail of said peridot not being at the facility for most of the time due to some severely cringe assignment shenanigans. They were a friend of Vial, and got very sus of Purple when they saw him dragging Vial somewhere he didn't fucking return from. And, knowing they can't really do anything on their own, they did the only reasonable thing they could think of, and by 'reasonable thing' i of course mean contacting our one and only cringe-ass hacker albite, the reasoning being "pls spy on a cat for me he kidnapped my friend". TTP did the funny, and came back with the clusterfusion-related news and the quote "ok listen i actually feel bad for you and i dislike this hoe of a cat's eye so how about we do this, this and also this and make an AI specifically designed to restrain that fucker inside the power core. then i do this and this to make hoeworld show up, and when they locate the cat you walk into the room and offer them to install the AI into the core so the cat sits in there for the rest of eternity. if the hoes disagree with you and start shanking i'll emp the shit out of them btw". They did the plan (without the causing homeworld to barge into the shithole part, because Lumine unintentionally did it for them already) and yeah the doritowoman installed the E.Y.E into the power core and everyone just left because homeworld didnt give a reference sheet about the citadel anymore
The cat idiot was just unironically stuck (and in pain) at first, but over time he managed to regain some bit of control over core via kind of taking over some random crap in the AI. guy got control over: test subjects + some equipment back basically along with some other randomest crap ever. With that crap hes basically got snow and twirl up and functioning and kidnapping random defects off the streets again, and boom guy's got his death prevention back. that shit went on for 15000 years basically.
15000 years later Lumine's sitting heck knows where doing his generic loyalist wuartz activities. Then some random aristocrat hoes get in and are like "yo so theres this stupid old ahh floaty facility on this colony at x y and z and like we wanna rebuild that stupid thing into something else but like it doesnt really give off the best vibes and im pretty sure i saw some weird shit coming in and out of it but like someones gotta be there and watch over the funny and delete any intruders or whatever while we attempt to get permission to do whatever the fuck it is we wanna do so can you like, do the fnaf nightguard activities in there for a bunch of time so we don't have to?" and lumine is like "uh ok ig" and signs himself up for the heck thats aboutta go down
im not listing the full lore of lumine's experience in the citadel because that's not purplecat lore but overall guy got in, got stuck, had to deal with 69420 clusterfusions and altered gems along with cat taking over random equipment and attacking him via that. true also existed here and there helping the dogger out. somewhere at the end the cat manages to do the projection and assaults lumine alongside some random creations of his while lumine assaults him, bossfight happens, purp's creations get poofed but so does lumine. cat stuffs that guy into the core instead of himself because he had no damn clue on how the AI's restraining thing actually worked (purple thought that it restrains just about any gem its connected to, not just his stupid ass), and proceeded to run like hell with some random crap and a slightly differenly functioning copy of the E.Y.E. AI because the thing had some real op crap in there and the guy planned on stuffing himself into some other tech related shit and taking it over all over again. None of that whole fucking off thing worked out because lumine woke up at digital land, realised he had basically full control over the whole fucking citadel, freed the cat's clusterfusions and altered gems off the funne mind control and proceeded to assault the feline. Said feline fell out of the citadel's door from doors, got bonked on the floor, survived somehow, proceeded to locate nearest building because he apparently needed to stuff himself into something right there and right then because his gem was having a low battery moment and when he did find some random building with technology™ he could stuff himself into along with unwilling people, as he stuffed himself into the thing an interdimension reality crack said hi and threw his ass over 69420 timelines into fucking alcorverse of all things.
essentially the cat woke up heck knows where in a yet another fucking abandoned ass facility. while he was unironically discovering that hes effectively been merged with the whole entirety of the random tech related shit he had on him, most notably that one ai copy, some random pearl walked around the dumb thing, ended up in the room with cat, looked over the whole thing and just went "Hell yeah, free murder machine" and started trying to download the cat. The cat did not like that and did the first thing that ended up in his mind: guy controlled some random vr headset visor shit looking whatever that was connected to the thing he essentially became and just slapped said visor onto violets face. the thing turned out to be something that can unironically interface with gemstones which ended up in the cat's "white diamond mindcontrol except even less effective" ability kicking in and he basically took the item pearl's consciousness over. some funzies ended up being done and then an undecided lore happened and star alcor found the cat, approved of the cat in general and his clusterfusion shenanigans and basically adopted the idiot.
overall this purple guy ripoff ended up becoming star alcor's pet cat right hand basically and also a quality content scientist man and secretly a quality content clusterfusionist.
oh and yeah he took on the name "Eye" at alcorverse because he essentially became one with that thing anyway and just thought that naming himself after that stupidity too would be really funny
Relationships / Opinions[]
Hates Homeworld with a burning passion.
Also hates Lumine with a burning passion. Used to be friends with the dogger but that shit was thrown into the bin the second the cat hoe learned that it was in fact Lumine who reported his dumb ass. Bro fr wants to get back into RF via that one portal he and some other hoes are trying to develop for the sole purpose of getting a lot of revenge on Lumine (yup, that whole paragraph about wanting to empower Star Alcor and his empire in general via conquering shit in another universe is a big lie. Bro's only in it for wuartz murder.)
Also hates that one peridot
Also hates True
Absolutely loves Star Alcor Diamond because that guy's literally the only person who actually and genuinely approved of purp's clusterfusion shenanigans
Guy likes his stupid creations aswell (excluding the ones that were left back in the citadel at RF, lol). so far his fav is Adularia
and he thinks of violet as his Property™ (because pearl) lol
idk what to label this yet but lets go with 'property' for now[]
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Abilities[]
Standard abilities[]
- Standard gem abilities like not dying of anything that doesn't involve wrecking his gemstone, shapeshift, flashlight and other crap i don't even remember
Weapon i guess[]
- The good ol' generic Cat's Eye claws and tail knife that can be summoned separately. (he can only summon that one when properly formed or projected tho)
Unique abilities i guess[]
- guy can take over various technology via connecting his gem to said technology in any sort of vay. he immediately obtains full 101% control over the thing he connected to. he can then take over more technology via the technology he already took over
- guy can project what is essentially a hologram of his stupidity of a form through the tech he happens to take over. can control said projection as if it was his actual form too. if projected, the cat is 69420% (ok, that one's a very big exaggeration, but yeah you probably get what i mean) more op than he would've been if he was just normally formed (and not just because of the projection-exclusive abilities. treat it like a stat boost).
- You think that's bad? IT GETS WORSE. If the tech this purple cat guy took over can interface with another gem's gemstone in a whatever way, and it actually is interfacing with some random gem's gemstone at the moment, this feline hoe can literally take over the aforementioned random gem's whole fucking consciousness. The result: purplecat will basically be able to control the idiot's whole entire self as if the idiot and the cat were one and the same. Oh and he can also use all of his abilities that require him to be projected while he does that shit, but any non projection exclusive abilities will be unusable. Oh and the victim's entire available ability arsenal will be available for the cat to use too. For this entire shit to actually function the whoever the victim is must remain connected to the thing the cat took over. If the connection is severed on any of the two ends the ability does a turnoff and the victim basically returns back to normal state. Basically: Violet Pearl = ultimate example of this shit (not the ketu dragon cosplayer, im talking abt the one the cat effectively gave white diamond mindcontrol treatment).
- guy can project what is essentially a hologram of his stupidity of a form through the tech he happens to take over. can control said projection as if it was his actual form too. if projected, the cat is 69420% (ok, that one's a very big exaggeration, but yeah you probably get what i mean) more op than he would've been if he was just normally formed (and not just because of the projection-exclusive abilities. treat it like a stat boost).
- The good ol' generic Cat's Eye gem vision thing. yknow the one where these guys can 1. use their gem as an extra eye and 2. see through solid objects while they do that. (Eye can use this ability regardless of if he's formed/projected or not, but it won't function properly if his gem is damaged. Not usable when controlling another gem.)
- Bro can fr commit richterite and summon nearly basically whatever around his dumb ass for whatever purposes he has in mind (only usable when the idiot is projected)
- can remote control everything he connects the funny replica of that test subject control device he invented 6000 years ago to. (togglable passive ability, basically. Doesn't depend on anything other than the device being intact.)
- a e e e a an a is an e this is tba
Skillset idk[]
- good at lying
- good at clusterfusion
- good at altering gems in severely cringe ways in general
- also a quality engineer
Gallery[]
i can't fluffing draw, no gallery until i have proper drawing skills
Trivia[]
- yup he cant even form properly anymore because hes essentially been full 100% transferred into digital land lmfao
- Star Alcor Diamond is unironically the only fucking diamond in existence that Eye's been genuinely loyal to
- SAD is also the only diamond eye doesnt want dead
- Yes that one time he murdered the main component of snow triggered a whole fucking investigation that almost found the funny out but the damn cat managed to manage to frame sone other purple cat idiot and that guy got shattered instead because hoeworld law is stupid and hoeworld's equivalent of police is also stupid and everything related to investigation in hoeworld is stupid too, which, when combined, = if people decide that youre guilty of something that equals a funny execution (shattering someone does indeed equal a funny execution if youre not some aristocratic crusty hoe (and the framed cat's eye in question was very far from being an aristocratic crusty hoe)), youll definitely get the funny execution regardless of if youre actually guilty of the something or not
- ha ha rare ass gemcut go brrr
- ha ha gemcut that would probably result in the whole chatoyancy thing (cat's eye effect) not being there at all irl go brrrrrr
- ha ha shit that contradicts how the gemstone in question functions irl go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- ha ha gemcut that would probably result in the whole chatoyancy thing (cat's eye effect) not being there at all irl go brrrrrr
- hoes mad
- the whole thing about controlling other gems and violet pearl wasnt even there in the first place, i only obtained the idea of it being there after listening to this shit for an hour
- yay i finally near-finished this dude's page after 6000 years of it just laying there
- dont ask me what E.Y.E. stands for i have no damn clue
- man i bet yall had no idea Star Alcor was a clusterfusionist all along
- hey wait arent i supposed to be doing homework right now? what the fuck am i even doing here then?????
- gem death tomorrow
- certified back in bismuth moment
- also certified ultraviolent moment
- i totally dont plan on making violet in spore