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About[]

yet another clusterfusion guy. he's slightly obsessed with Domesticated Earth Cats™, especially the calico ones. likes Nysco and Ery, also likes messing with people's memories because he finds it funny he got that from the albite btw

Appearance[]

weird bipedal ass calico cat. with bells. thats it

also the pyrope cosplay gem placement

also his eyes and mouth glow regardless of situation and are light yellow colored

Personality[]

Just this slightly dumb goof who doesn't give a conceptual fork. as stated before he absolutely loves messing with memories of people. idfk what else to say about this idiot atm

also yes this is a yet another case of the whole "clusterfusions that end up with their own consciousness that has some hints of the components' personalities but doesnt actually consist of anything related to said components other than that" thing

Background[]

basically one day star alcor diamond decided "hey how about i mix this bunch of gems, this bunch of gems and this bunch of gems into 3 clusterfusions that help me do my funzies?". ya guy did that and the result were ryimpar, darenysco and erytarit. thats also the order in which these hoes were created but that aint the point

then after a really short amount of time star alcor realised "wait are ryi and ery fucking rebelling against me????". they were in fact doing that because they didnt give a shit about alcor and also considered him a cringe. alcor then said fuck you and locked both idiots in bubbles in rooms heck knows where underground. nysco was loyalist for some time but then also committed the fuck you alcor and he locked her up in the archives but thats irrelevant rn

basically after quite a lot of time Sarah the perfectly generic aristocratic ass permafusion woman founds her funny club, and to do that she orders some idiots to dig underground. the idiots dig underground and locate Ryi and Ery's "boxes". they go in and let both out of bubbles but ery and ryi say fuck you and the idiots end up cracked and with no memories except for images of cats. news of that get slapped into sarahs face and she just goes down there herself and after some talk and approximately one act of bribing ryimpar with a box of bells, sarah led the color order potion named goofs outta boxes and from that point theyve unofficially joined her staff pile. ryi also went to archives and broke nysco out later

with sarahs club officially finished, sarah using it for her goofy ahh shit that didnt really fit in with gem law and a whole murderous cannibal that sarah didn't give a shit about and that totally isnt related to the goofy ahh shit she's been doing roaming somewhere around, ryi has obtained the purpose of looking through people's memories, finding shit they're not supposed to know, and replacing it with whatever the fuck it is he wants to replace it with. And he actually liked doing that. Especially the part where he gets to replace the victim's memories with pictures of cats. Meow.

at the moment he just sits in his room and does whatever the fuck he wants to do until someone notifies him about a person he's gotta "ryi-juvenate". his work is actually tied very close with Ery's, because ery is the one doing the overseer cosplaying, which = she notifies ryi and everyone thats allowed to know about people that require the ryimpar treatment

also "Parimyr" is the codename Alcor used for him, and "Irymarp" is the codename Sarah used for him.

thats kinda. it for now

Relationships / Opinions[]

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Abilities[]

Standard abilities[]
  • Standard gem abilities like not dying of anything that doesn't involve wrecking his gemstone, shapeshift, flashlight and other crap i don't even remember
Unique abilities i guess[]
  • Can restore memories, but doesnt use that one most of the time
  • Can replace memories. He loves "rejuventaing" random gems hes ordered to do so to via replacing all their memories with images of generic domesticated Earth cats.
  • Can also throw weak fireballs at you if he doesnt like you
  • Can also do the speen of eel stretching cringe
  • can also do the cat gem vision thingy
  • can also look through your memories and entire consciousness in general to find out what was in your search history
Skillset idk[]
  • very good at various acts of theft

Gallery[]

i can't fluffing draw, no gallery until i have proper drawing skills

Trivia[]

  • Ryimpar's name is a scrambled edition of the word "Primary".
    • Parimyr and Irymarp, his "codenames" (idfk the proper word for that), are also scrambled editions of the word "Primary".
  • Sarah and the gems from her staff pile that are allowed to know about ryi, nysco and ery have given Ryimpar's whole thing about replacing memories/personality traits/opinions/whatever with cat images the nicknames "Ryi-juvenation" and "The Ryimpar treatment"
  • Yes this piece of shit along with the rest of the order trio is unironically fusion-capable. guy can fuse with mayonnaise shoplifter generic librarian backrooms woman and wire tart and the result is a cringe ass fail clusterfusion looking abominaceon named Ryienyarit because all three lack creativity and have the asgore from undertale syndrome with the whole names thing
  • go watch how to beat fallout 4 far harbor without using anything on slasher 342's channel and youll learn how i obtained an entire dialogue option quote from a game that i don't even know 99,9% of shit about
  • isntit funny how cg literally beat up whatever the fuck it is they encounter but then in movie they unironically lose to a fucking balloon animal with an irrelevant scythe
  • distressed spinels are too op
  • this guy fr knows exactly what is in your search history
  • he actually contains 2 rubies
  • no i will never stop with the search history jokes
  • different parts of his form have different textures and function accordingly. like some areas function like one of those rubber squeaky toys, some areas function like fur or at least some kind of hair, some areas unironically have the texture of clothing and some other areas are just. generic skin lol
  • bro can actually glow in the dark if he wants to
  • go play coldr
  • no really do its an awesome roblock game
  • ha ha trivia ha ha trivia minigame from the hit roblox game steven universe future era 3 roleplay
  • i still love adding completely unrelated trivia
  • ryimpar ate a chair once
  • Ryimpar collects random bells to use as accessories for absolutely no reason
    • you can unironically bribe ryimpar with bells
      • ryimpar can also be bribed with marbles, generic Earth coins and pet pebbles
        • no shit this is actually gonna be a feature in alcorverse game edition. youll fr be able to bribe ryimpar into not replacing your memories with pictures of cats if you have a ridiculous amount of one of the aforementioned items (to the entire pebble community: i am sorry)
  • Sarah likes ryimpar a lot
    • totally not because ryi is effectively the only reason why sarah still has a good rep
    • also totally not because ryi is effectively the only reason why no one knows about that one fracture fissure in sarahs basement
    • also totally not because ryi can be used to "dispose" of various enemies or just gems sarah doesnt like without actually disposing of them. all ryi has to do is just replace this shit and that shit in the person's consciousness with cat images and boom done
    • also totally not because ryi is just that cool
  • SUV;AV Ryimpar is on my favourite characters list because wynaut
  • Ryimpar likes adding "Meow." at the end of some of his sentences for funzies
  • for some reason, ryimpars name and appearance gives me the vibes of that one god monkey thing with a staff from idk where. like that one whose name was like, wukong or something. no idea why that is, ryimpar isnt fucking related to that thing in any way but he still gives off that similarity vibe for some weird fucking reason
  • star alcor has no clue about the fact that ryi, nysco and ery are actually active right now. bro fr thinks theyre still bubbled in their boxes
    • yes star alcor is so stupid that he thinks he bubbled nysco when in reality he unironically forgot to do so
      • this will be relevant in the plot later
  • doing factory work
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