!!!!! WARNING, I COMPLETELY REFUSE TO WRITE SERIOUS INFORMATION ABOUT ANYTHING UNTIL... Until...... UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I CAN WRITE SOMETHING SERIOUS WITHOUT FUCKING THE WHOLE WIKI UP. PREPARE FOR CRINGE. !!!!!
funky shit innit
About[]
Appearance[]
do you seriously think i am the type of person that'd bother to go ahead and actually learn about describing characters to increase the quality of, well, this entire wiki? because i'm fucking not. not until we finally get a darn holiday, at least, then i'll maaaaybe think about it. anyways uh
i still cant
all i can say is: navel gem placement
Personality[]
i literally can't
Background[]
So basically the stupid blue idiot (tge's stupid blue idiot, not homeworld or any other gem empire's) has decided "hell yeah let's make a more OP variety of lap dogs so they can supervise the normal ones or some shit idek". And so began the carpetload of attempts, most of which failed and ended up in the creation of severely defective lapis lazuli's, which were of course just outright shattered because that's how fucked up gem empires function
then at some point our stupid intergalactic sentient rock dictator that goes by the "name" Alpha Blue Diamond (or, rather, that one shitton of gems working under her who were ordered to do all that stuff) finally manages to create the first fucking royal lapis lazuli that looked, functioned and behaved like intended. And for that specific reason, alphablue went the heck ahead and said "bim bam nathaniel you're an entire aristocrat now".
and nathaniel proceeded to exist like that for approximately around 1200 years
yeah and then severe cringe happened. and by severe cringe i mean the empire started to mass produce royal lapis lazuli's and it turned out that nathaniel isnt nearly as effective at.. pretty much anything as the new ones, so alphablue just dropkicked her off the ranks because the whole "fuck defective gems" policy. Nathaniel, after that and being ditched by around 97% of her friends, just went "yeah fuck y'all and your system" and just bailed the hell off of the capital and the galaxy empire's territory in general. Found a wrecked old ass uninhabited colony nobody cared about, found a tower there and decided to live in that tower because just outright yes
anyway she just spent approximately 7000 years sitting in said tower and the surrounding area, sleeping because just yes and chatting through a comunicator with the 3% (literally like 6 people) of her friends that didnt decide to ditch her but didnt want to completely fuckoff from their empire either. And then the whole 'absolute chaos' stuff began (You know, rebellions popping up literally everywhere, other gem empires existing and really not wanting to share shit, groups of elite gems plotting to eliminate the diamonds and take over, which at the moment just results in said elite gems shattering, corrupting (yeah that happened too. Aurum is a good example), dropkicking into jail or whathaveyou other gems with similar intentions and/or just about anyone that can fuck their plans up. a crap ton of organic beings siding with the rebellions because they're genuinely done with the empires' bullshit, the resulting cringe being so much that the galaxy empire had to literally beg homeworld to side with them becuase the three big stupids couldn't deal with anything, yeah all that stuff). Nathaniel's reaction? She just laughed about it for fucking weeks because with her newly obtained genuine hatred towards fucked up gem empires, the fact that said fucked up gem empires were now going through severe cringe was extremely funny to her.
yeah uh
At the moment, Nathaniel refuses to take part in any of the severe cringe. She just exists in a random partially wrecked tower with her stolen cat and does her own thing.
and by that i of course mean she sure as hell will wreck shit if anyone does anything to one of her 6 remaining friends (which is exactly what's going to happen at some point, but i have no motivation to make lore so yeah, y'all gonna have to wait 6000 years again)
work in progress ig
Relationships / Opinions[]
a
idk what to label this yet but lets go with 'property' for now[]
a
- Mask, the cat Nathaniel officially stole
- a pile of blue destabilizers
- a pile of time stop beryl, amber and aquamarine sticks (you know)
- approximately four shattering robonoids that Nathaniel also somehow officially stole
- used to also own an entire palace, a spaceship, this guy and some other b.s. but alphablue confiscated that pile
- but then Nathaniel confiscated the spaceship back and yeah she owns it again now
Abilities[]
Standard abilities[]
- Standard gem abilities like not dying of anything that doesn't involve wrecking their gemstone, shapeshift, flashlight and other crap i don't even remember
Unique abilities i guess[]
- Ye typical hydrokinesis of era 1 variety except more OP
as if era 1 lap dog hydrokinesis isn't fucking overpowered enough already. it's basically somewhere around Azurion's level
Skillset idk[]
- knows how to, can and probably will fix
that fourth wall you broke yesterdaybuildings for some reason i don't even
Gallery[]
i can't fluffing draw, no gallery until i have proper drawing skills
Trivia[]
- this idiot was created on 18th of november, which means that it's her official birthday (you cant fucking stop me)
- i do not care if the name doesn't make sense. i like it and am too lazy to think of another name therefore it will stay. gems with regular ass names W
- been one hell of a while since i made a non pink diamond character with that gem placement
- y'all know that tom and jerry scene where tom laughs like hell over a book that has also been used as a meme template? that one perfectly describes how nathaniel feels about the galaxy empire's severe ass problems atm
- what is serious trivia and why should i create it
- i strongly associate Defective Prototype by NyxTheShield (yknow like uh that xtale mad mew mew theme) with this specific lazuli
- yeah she has a cat. like an actual earth domesticated cat someone stuffed into a zoo that she stole for the heck of it. the cat is fluffy as h with the Typical Siamese Coloration™. the cat's name is Mask
- the letter a is in fact the letter e